May 2013
cozely:
I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
“Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.”
– Unknown (via hodali)
sensualthrills:
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
the kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
Get rid of the married...
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
